Saturday, November 11, 2006

Saturday Quickie Post

Both boys are sick, and hubby's been sent off to mail a box to Australia for me, so I've only got a minute to post. I didn't NaNo much yesterday. I spent most of the day rocking a sick Mini. Anyway, I thought I should at least make a showing by posting here.

Hubby brought home the most interesting list yesterday. He got it from a friend at work. It's called Words Women Use. I thought it was pretty good. Guys should read this, memorize it, and take it to heart. Here goes...


WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she things you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing"

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER - It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

And there you have it. The List. ^_^ Happy Saturday!

1 comment:

  1. I've seen that list before. It's pretty funny...

    Sorry about the sickness. Hope everyone gets better!

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